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Optimism isn´t enough - A great sunday to everybody :-)

Heya friends 🙂,

just some thoughts for sunday.....

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"A pessimist, they say, sees a glass containing water as
being half-empty; An optimist see it as half-full. But a
giving person sees water in a glass and starts looking for
someone who might be thirsty."

Which one are you . . .

. an optimist

. a pessimist

. or a humanist?

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Have a great sunday and take care for the week to come

Best wishes

Jojo

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12 words that explain almost everything

hi guys,

dont you think that sometimes less is more ?

Here 12 words that explain almost everything......

"Great minds discuss ideas.
Average minds discuss events.
Small minds discuss people."

Admiral Hyman Rickover
U.S. Navy

so what about you throwing in some ideas how to make life more vital, sizzling, funny and more intense and intimate ?

looking forward to your ideas and comments

have a great day

xoxox Jojo

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Onto a wonderful week to cum :-)

Hiyah friends,

here´s a nice story maybe food for a smile or sum thoughts hehe

have a great start into the week

Jojo

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Early in the semester, a student stops by during the professor's office hours.
He bids her enter. She glances up and down the hall, steps in, closes the door
and says, "I would do anything to pass this class."

She steps closer to his desk, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his
eyes.

"I mean," she whispers, "I would do...anything."

He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

"Anything," she replies.

The professor's voice drops to a whisper and he says, "Would you...study?"

How willing are you? "Where there's a will, there's a way" is axiomatic. To
succeed, pick the right way--it's usually wonderfully clear what that is--and do
it.

Willingly,

Jojo

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A quote that almost explains everything



Many short quotes are extremely powerful.

Here's one that explains almost everything . . .


"God makes oranges.
God doesn't make orange juice."

Reverend Jesse Jackson


Do you have any quotes that explain "almost" everything to
you? Please post them here.

Have a great week,
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Some nice food for thought besides the porn :-)



A genius is someone who sees what everyone else sees but
thinks what no one else thinks.

By this definition, Michelangelo was a genius. Here's just
one small piece of evidence...

Michelangelo's "David" is one of his most famous sculptures.
Its beginnings were most unpromising, however. The huge block
of marble from which he was to fashion "David" had already
been worked on by another sculptor, Simone da Fiesole.

In an attempt to carve the legs of a giant figure, Fiesole
had away at the marble, it so severely that
his patrons had made him leave the project unfinished.

For many years the damaged block lay abandoned, but
Michelangelo was determined to get a hold of it--and finally
managed to do so in 1501, when he returned to Florence from
Rome.

Although somewhat hampered by da Fiesole's carving, he
immediately set to work, surrounded by a screen so no one
could see what he was doing.

In 1504 the finished sculpture was moved to the Piazza della
Signoria and unveiled--to reveal the masterpiece that
Michelangelo had seen locked within an apparently useless
block of stone.

from "Artists' Wisdom" by Diana Craig published by Running
Press

Here's another definition...

A story is something told in the PRESENT about the PAST that
will be remembered in the FUTURE.


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A new week full of chances waiting for you

Hello friends



work. work. work. work. work. success.
work. work. work. work. success.
work. work. work. success.
work. work. success.
work. success.
success. success. success. success. success. success.

GOYA (Get off your ass ) and do something that makes you and other people happy, spread a smile, unfold some joy, grab moments of happiness out of the whisper of the trees and the birds singing and most of all

Enjoy yourself as a unique wonderful sexual and seductive human being....

Great start into the week

Jojo
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Some thoughts for saturday :-)

Marva Collins is one of America's great educators. For the
past twenty years she has run the Westside Preparatory
School in Chicago. You've probably seen her on "Sixty
Minutes" where her third graders were quoting Shakespeare and
Emerson.

The following is her creed that her students memorize and
and recite daily...



THE CREED

Marva N. Collins

Society will draw a circle that shuts me out, but my superior
thoughts will draw me in.

I was born to win if I do not spend too much time trying to
fail.

I can become a citizen of the world if I do not spend too
many energies attempting to become local.

I will ignore the tags and names given me by society since
only I know what I have the ability to become.

I will continue to let society predict, but only I can
determine what I will, can, or cannot do.

Failure is just as easy to combat as success is to obtain.

Education is painful and not gained by playing games, but I
have seen failure too destroy millions with promised hopes
and broken dreams.

While I have the opportunity, I shall not sit on the
sidelines bitter with despair and wish later that I had
become a literate lifter of this world instead of a failing
leaner.

I will use each day to the fullest. I promise that each day
shall be gained, not lost, used, not thrown away. Yet it is
my privilege to destroy myself if that is what I choose to
do.

I have the right to fail, but I do not have the right to take
my teacher and other people with me.

God made me the captain of only one life, my own. Therefore,
if I decide to become a failure, it is my right.

We were all promised a pursuit of happiness, and that is what
I must do, pursue happiness and success for myself. No one
will give it to me on a proverbial platter, and no one will
care as much about me as I must care about myself. But I must
be willing to accept the consequences for that failure and I
must never think that those who have chosen to work while I
played, rested, and , will share their bounties with me.

I will wave proudly my flag signifying that I am a failure by
choice. But I will never envy those who have selected to wave
their unfurled banners announcing their success.

My success and my education can be a companion which no
misfortune can depress, no crime can destroy, no enemy can
alienate. No envy or names can hurt me.

Education and success can be a lifetime solace. It guides
goodness, it gives at once grace and genius to governments,
communities, cities, townships, villages, homes, and palaces.

Without education, what is a man? A splendid slave, a savage,
a beast, wandering from here to there believing whatever they
are told. God is not some cosmic bellboy who comes at my
beckon and call. If I want to achieve, the first step must be
my own undertaking. Likewise, if I want to fail, that too is
my choice. Time and chance come to us all. Whether I decide
to take that time and chance is indeed my own choice.

I can either be hesitant or courageous. Life does indeed
maroon the hesitant and inspire the brave.

I can swiftly stand up and shout, "This is my time and place.
I will accept the challenge, or I will let others make my
decisions for me."

THE END

Take care friends and enjoy a great weekend :-)

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Ten rules of being human


THE TEN RULES FOR BEING HUMAN

1. YOU WILL RECEIVE A BODY. You may like it or you may hate
it, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around.

2. YOU WILL LEARN LESSIONS. You are enrolled in a full-time
informal school called "life". Each day in this school you'll have the
opportunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons or think them
irrelevant and stupid.

3. THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, ONLY LESSONS. Growth is a
process of trial and error and experimentation. The failed
experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiment that
ultimately works.

4. A LESSON IS REPEATED UNTIL LEARNED. A lesson will be
repeated to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you
have learned it, then you can go onto the next lesson.

5. LEARNING LESSONS DOES NOT END. There is no part of life
that does not contain its lessons. If you are alive, there are lessons
to be learned.

6. THERE IS NO BETTER THAN HERE. When your "there" has
become "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again
look better than "here".

7. OTHERS ARE MERELY MIRRORS OF YOU. You cannot love
or hate something about another person unless it reflects something
that you love or hate about yourself.

8. WHAT YOU MAKE OF YOUR LIFE IS UP TO YOU. You have
all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to
you. The choice is yours.

9. THE ANSWERS LIE INSIDE YOU. The answers to all life's
questions lie inside you. All you need to do is look, listen and trust.

10. YOU WILL FORGET ALL TH IS.

As with most messages, remember the formula:

K - A = 0

This means knowledge without action is nothing.

So set up some action to fullfill your horny porny dreams stay frsh n juicy and most of all have fun friends :-)
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The magic of the mule :-)

GENERAL RULE: IF YOU WANT TO DO ANYTHING BETTER--ASSOCIATE
WITH PEOPLE WHO DO IT BETTER THAN YOU.

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Ask any tennis player and they'll tell you that they play
better when they play someone who is better than they are.

So if you want to be richer--hang around with people who are
richer than you are.
If you want to be smarter hang around with people smarter
than you are.
If you want to be more positive...

I think you get the point.

A story...

Once there was a farmer who entered his mule in the Kentucky
Derby.

People were amazed.

His best friend condescendingly said, "You don't think your
old mule has a chance in the world to beat those
thoroughbreds, do you?"

The farmer answered, "Of course not, but I think he'll profit
from the association."

GOYA (Get Off Your Ass and do something positive :-))

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so lets hang around with each other to become more horny more sexy and more sensual hehe
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Are you "suffering" from inner peace ?

Wouldn't you love to be suffering from INNER PEACE? A
chiropractor named Jeff Rockwood wrote "The Symptoms
of Inner Peace". Here they are. . .

1. A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than from
fears based on past experience.

unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.

3. A loss of interest in judging yourself.

4. A loss of interest in judging others.

5. A loss of interest in conflict.

6. A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others.

7. A loss of the ability to worry.

8. Frequent overwhelming episodes of appreciation.

9. Contented feelings of connectedness with others and nature.

10. Frequent attacks of smiling through the eyes of the heart.

11. Increasing susceptibility to love extended by others as well
as the uncontrollable urge to extend love.

increasing tendency to let things happen rather than
to make things happen.


Rockwood warns, "If you have all or even most of the above
symptoms, please be advised that your condition of peace
may be so far advanced as to not be treatable.
Here's hoping your not treatable.
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Have a wonderful day
Jojo

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About enhancing sex life

Hey friends,

lets exchange opinons and experiences what makes a sexual experience for you extraordinary way above the "average" sex ?

And what kind of would you be willing to share how you enhanced your sexlife during your "path to pleasure " so far ?

Have a great day and lets share and have fun

Jojo
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