Asses
To me, its all about ass. Humans of all genders, races and ages have it. Multi purpose and unifying, it's a body part that could summon true pleasure or unbearable suffering. For centuries it had a disgraceful reputation of a keyhole for submission, humiliation and sinful filth. Dick has always been a true hero, penetrating the history with its firm confidence. Not even a vagina was perceived as a rival to the almighty dick. But is it really so?
I have a dick; it's cut and neat, it brought me so much pleasure I feel like praising it. All men love their dicks and so do I. We fucked pussies, mouths, tits, armpits and of course asses. And every time we knew we are the kings. It was me and my dick, who had full power and total control. And all of this as a fucking ad, product of marketing, nothing but bullshit. Only that what triggers a stronger orgasm could be named a winner. The very first time my abs blew me away for like 10 minutes, I understood things were far from what I knew for sure. With dick being the king, ass is the grey cardinal, holding the actual power.
Ending this rhapsody, here is the real truth. Stop labeling things and use your fucking mind. Try things before judging, and get amazed of what they reveal.