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9年前

Faq!

After an abundance of messages because of my activity last night, I figured it might be a good idea to make one of these. Basically, this is a small list of good-to-knows, and questions I get asked often. It would be wise of you to read them through at least once, just so you don't accidentaly piss me off. (I'm not fun when I'm moody).
Basic Rules:
#1: I don't do dirty chats. - I find the lack of grammar and sentence structure appaling. Also, how original do you think it is to ask if I want a hard dick? Come on... You're like... the 500th person to ask me that.
#2: I am not interested in meeting anyone. - I've tried the whole meeting online people far too many times already.
#3: I don't upload pictures or videos just because you ask. - When and if I upload anything, it's purely because I want to.
#4: I don't do the whole snap//whatever you have. - I'm just not into that.
#5: I don't always reply. - Sometimes, I'm just not talkative, or I'd rather do something else.
#6: If you do hope for a reply, please stay clar of small talk or idle chat. - It's boring, porintless, and I just don't see why I have to answer "what's up" when it's pretty clear that the sky is above us all the time. Duh.
Pretty easy, right? Not that hard to understand at all.

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Maske1976

7年前

Hehe sådan, så er det vist sagt :-)

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Cunilingual

9年前

Well this is awesome. If only all people had an FAQ or Disclaimer before you engaged them. 🙂

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ZosoPage

9年前

#6. Seriously. Why is having a conversation so difficult?! Preach it, girl.

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donhardon

9年前

Roger that 🙂

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7年前

Nipple piercing

Decided to take it in again, which resulted in a sore nip that makes me lusty constantly. Fml.

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7年前

It's funny

My boobs have more followers than my book blog. Who would have guessed? :'D

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7年前

Been a while...

Although, logging in to see over forty requests... I feel loved.

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Karyme Kummz

7年前

That’s my favorite too. Makes me feel a little like a whore, I love it

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8年前

I am

I'm testing out the satisfyer 2 pro, and right now I'm just chilling with it. Mnn.

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8年前

I love it when...

When I get new toys. Eep.

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unknown

8年前

I'll be ure toy???

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8年前

Blergh.

After three days on a dating website, I've come to realise—and appreciate—the simplicity of pornhub again. Holy fuck, dude. It's a war zone out there.
I know you can't quite compare the two, but still... It's surprising how much more down-to-earth people are on here. I had some amazing, naughty, but also intelligent, conversations with people on here, whereas over there I've gotten more dick picks than on here? O.o
Maybe it's a sign. Maybe I should just stick to PH from now on.
Also, I've missed you guys.

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9年前

I wish...

I could really use someone who, just for one night, wanted nothing more than to pleasure me repeatedly.
Like, sure... I might be a sensitive mess after being tongue fucked and brought to orgasm that way, but... Then we could focus a bit on my ass, maybe? Or tie me down and slowly fuck me while playing with my nipples? Maybe break out some toys? Mnn... And then after a couple of orgasms for me, I'd love nothing more than to be filled. There's nothing hotter than the moment a guy finishes inside me. Legit, I love it more than orgasms. Just the thought that my tight, wet cunt was enough to bring you over? Mnn... God, I need to get laid soon.

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Soeger-cph-kvinder

8年前

Lyder som en drømme nat for begge parter..... håber du fik hvad du søgte??

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JayJeh

9年前

Baby, i would love to come over and take good care of that wet pussy and ass. I'll use them all night long and leave them well fuck and full of cum when i leave in the morning. I wanna feed on you juicy pussy.

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Hardcorey

9年前

Just reading this made my cock hard

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9年前

Yikes.

It is officially my birthday now. I'm not sure how I feel about that. =/ Better on it.

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Faq!

Nipple piercing

It's funny

Been a while...

I am

I love it when...

Blergh.

I wish...

Yikes.

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