As men age, we end up seeing more and more of the Medical establishment, which nowadays, has more and more women in it. For example, my family doctor recently referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and she is absolutely gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy. She told me that I must stop masturbating. I asked her why, and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

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In a recent survey carried out, people from Chicago, Illinois have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower! In the survey, 86% of Chicago's inner city residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower. The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.

Happy new year to all.

This year, i really hope that pornhub doesn't become a website that charges for everything. since it's a nice place to meet people and i definitely have met some nice people to talk to.

To those that takes everything for granted and doesn't respect the girls and guys around here. Do learn how to respect others in the future.

models, models and or girls. This place is not suppose to be a place for business, would give people a bad impression about you.

Also, the fakes. Please get your own pictures, own profile and quit taking pictures from others so that you can gain attention. If people does find out you'll not get anything out of it anyway. Be confident about yourself, why do u need someone else's identity?

Last but not least, to all those that come here to have fun, meet people, enjoying the services the site gives. Happy New Year ! Hope everyone of your get your wishes and may your new year a happy one !

Why doesn't anyone post a Merry Christmas on anyone's wall?

i've been to so many walls and all i see are you are sexy, you are hot, do you use msn. DUDES ! GIRLS ARE HUMANS TOO !!! does everyone take girls for granted around here?

well.. too all those that did not get a christmas wish from anyone. I personally wish all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year !

Blessed Be

Christmas is coming in a few more days. Everyone is in a holiday mood. lets throw in some jokes to make it better..

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parent's house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivalled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Skippy, get away from her, before she on you!!"

moral of the story, make sure your dog sits by you when there is a guest over.

One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mum bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her.
Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door. After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny.

He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her. Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!" Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when it's your mum is it?!"

how do you differenciate the people on this site real or fakes? do you talk to them? chat with them? or message them? will they even reply you back?

if they do how do you determind that person is a girl or a guy? are the pictures on their profile them? somehow i've seen overlapping pictures and some from other websites...

how do you all determine?