just did double anal last night for the first time, it was FUCKING amazing! Thanks bois!

I had a friend call me up Wednesday night, her boyfriend had cheated on her and she just found out. I hate to be the guy who tells her that I really hate to hear her bitch & moan but I'm a nice guy and I lend her my shoulder, but really I had wished her boyfriend had lent me his ass! After a hour of watching her cry I suggested we go out, have some fun and dance. She suggested this crap club downtown Hamilton which was usually filled with fat girls in skin tight clothes & guys who were real guys, no fucking around these boys are blue collar and all drive trucks! We're not there 20mins and half a dozen guys are hitting on her, no wonder considering she was the best looking in the bar. I was pounding back beers just to try to get buzzed so I could make it through this night. After a couple hours of dancing, and trying not to check out the fucking amazing bodies on these farm boys I had to take a leak. i was at the urnal when this big mother fucker walked in and looked right at me. Normally guys don't make eye contact while pissing, but this guy was staring. I have to admit I was a bit scared, if he knew I was gay I was going to die in this bathroom! "You a faggot?" He asked me. this was it, I was going to get by a fucking hilbilly in a dirty fucking bar. I was so shocked I couldn't speak, I just looked at him and then tried to push the rest of my piss out. "my brothers a fag and he says they give the best head. I've been watching you and I want you to suck my dick." Speechless, I looked around for a crew. I've seen this in a million porn movies, but come on, was this really happening? He locked the door, I KNOW, I have to stop going into washrooms with locks on the door, but then again, maybe I don't! His dick was massive, the biggest I've ever seen on a white guy, he was HUNG like CASTRO the porn star. Sure his dick was a bit musty smelling, but I sucked him off. He pulled my fucking hair so hard my scalp was sore of three days, but thank god it was only a blow job, because if he was that rough with a blow, can you imagine if he wanted to fuck my ass, boys I'm tight and that was not going near me!!! When he FINALLY came the insides of my cheeks were numb and my head was pounding, I had precame so much I had a huge wet spot on my jeans but he blew all over my face and it made it all worth it! Thank God for dirty bars in Hamilton Ontario, Canada, without them I would never know what those hilbilies are really packing!!!

I'm a sexual guy, always have been, always will be. I was walking through the mall on Saturday night after work, I needed some new shades for the weekend, and I was checking out all the guys. I fucking love this time of year because the guys are wearing shorts and I love a nice ass and a great set of legs! I walked up to the Sun Glass hut and this buff jock was working there. Instantly I went hard thinking about his ass! I've always had a nit of an underwear fetish and he was helping this chick out and as he bend over I could totally see his Aussie Bum underwear hanging out the back of his shorts! I thought I was going to cream right there. When he turned around and noticed me checking him out he smiled at me and said, "like what you see?" I was speechless, I would have sworn the guy was dead straight! But not one to pass up a fucking hot guy I smiled and said, "love it!" We chatted for a few mins and he leaned over the counter and said he had a break in 10 mins, to meet him in the bathroom in Sears. I though he was kidding, but just on an off chance I went. When I walked in he was washing his hands. He walked over, locked the door and thew me up against the wall. It was fucking insane! I sucked his cock till he came on my face and then he snapped a pic. At this point my cocked was so wet and my balls had turned fucking blue. When I got up he licked his cum off my face and said, "Now fuck me" Still in a state of disbelief I looked at him, and thought, what the fuck. He left his on the counter, pulled a condom out of his pocket, threw it at me and said, "guess you're going to have to use your spit, don't be too rough." MOST INSANE DAY OF MY LIFE The guy was buff, tight and road my dick like a fucking porn star! When I came he smiled at me, handed me his underwear, threw on his shorts, grabbed his phone and said, "keep em" He walked out like nothing happened and I literally sat down on the counter for 10min and caught my fuckin breath! Somewhere there is a video of me fucking the guy from the Sun Glass Hut, and I would love top see it. best day of my life