Love does not make you burst into flames. It's called flash fire. Love is something else ...

Love does not spring up within you a new person. It's called pregnancy. Love is something else ...

Love does not make you completely happy. It's called Prozac. Love is something else ...

Love does not make you jumpy. It's called a trampoline. Love is something else ...

Love does not make you believe in false promises. It's called campaigning. Love is something else ...

Love does not make you lose articulation of words suddenly. It's called a stroke. Love is something else ...

Love does not make you feel butterflies in my stomach. It's called hunger. Love is something else ...

Love does not leave you completely immobile. The name that is São Paulo traffic on a rainy day. Love is something else ...

Love does not make you relaxed and calm. It's called Rivotril. Love is something else ...

Love does not make you temporarily blind. It's called pepper spray. Love is something else ...

Love does not make the world go around. It's called labyrinthitis. Love is something else ...

Love is not gonna leave without ground. It's called landslide. Love is something else ...

Love does not make you choke. It's called the elevator crash. Love is something else ...

Love does not make you hot and takes you to bed. It's called dengue. Love is something else ...

Love does not repay his statements. It's called income tax refund. Love is something else ...

Love does not get you breakfast in bed and also gives the mouth. It's called a nurse. Love is something else ...

Love does not make you look at the sky and see everything in color. It's called the burning of fireworks. Love is something else ...

Love does not make you stay friendly and loving all at once. It's called Christmas. Love is something else ...

Love is not gonna release. It's called charter of release. Love is something else ...

Love does not leave you at the mercy of others. It's called Good Night Cinderella. Love is something else ...

Love does not make you see the world color pink. It's called pussy. Love is something else ...

Love is not something that tacky. It's called Calypso. Love is something else ...

Love does not give you a chance to change what's ahead. It's called the remote control. Love is something else ...

Love does not take away their defenses. It's called HIV. Love is something else ...

Love does not catch you off guard and propels you forward. It's called tripping. Love is something else ...

Love does not make your heart beat faster and irregularly. It's called cardiac arrhythmia. Love is something else ...

Love does make you sigh. It's called Day of Saints Cosmas and Damian. Love is something else ...

Love does not make you see everything through different eyes. It's called a corneal transplant. Love is something else ...

Love is not gonna promise paradise. It's called the Universal Church of the Kingdom of God. Love is something else ...