The Story of Midnite Sally of Midnite Videos
Hi there!
My story started in beautiful downtown Burbank, the home of modern animation. I was a cartoon actress, working as an extra, when I got caught playing truth or dare on the set.
Dee Dee and I still talk to each other on occasion, but she burned out a couple of years ago.
Blacklisted at an early age, my Mom decided a carrer in Japan would be just the thing… Yeah, just the thing to freak me out. Tentacle monsters, robots, and demons can be a little much for an American cartoon girl used to silly cartoons made to market toys.
By the time I turned 19, I was a little jaded and ready to go home. Despite my mother’s wishes, I sold every pair of panties I had (and a few that weren’t mine, sorry Mom!) to pay for the trip home.
Getting back into the swing of things wasn’t easy. It’s tough being a C-list cartoon washout. I was stripping in seedy bars, escorting for freaky celebrities and rockstars, traveling out to the valley for the occasional low budget adult video, and modeling for lowbrow hotrod artists.
I really had to make a major change in my life. So I found Jesus. It wasn’t that hard. I was out at Venice Beach when I saw a sign that said “Jesus is here!”, I looked down at the guy and said “Really, where is he?”. The scraggly guy said “He’s right behind you,” and sure enough, there he was.
Who knew Jesus lived at the beach? Apparently God has some land in Montana somewhere, but Jesus likes the more laid back Venice lifestyle.
“Look,” he said “One of the reasons I did what I did is so that you can put everything behind you and start all over again. If you look ahead, instead of behind, it’s amazing what you’ll be able to do with your life.”
And with that, he excused himself to get in a little surfing before the sun went down.
So, I’m reading the trades, thinking about a fresh start in life, and I see an ad for Midnite Videos lookin for cartoon spokes models, and I think “Wow!, this could change everything!” I applied, and they really like me, but I found out, I had to move out to New York to get the job.
I realized this is the big chance to change everything in my life, to get the dream job I’ve always wanted, and be a responsible person, making smart decisions again.
So I decided to hitchhike to New York.
I’m now currently the cartoon spokesmodel for Midnite Videos. Where you can view adult videos online in high definition. I’ll be writing reviews, telling you about our latest movies, going on air with a video report about the latest news, and occasionally telling about my misadventures on the road to the Big Apple.